So I just saw this on The Redhead Riter's blog and HAD to share!
I'm still laughing!
The geography of woman and man
Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past..
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
Geography of a Man
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past..
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
Geography of a Man
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.
so true!! and funny =)
ReplyDeleteHahaha - that got me giggling also!
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