For some odd reason, I thought of my old Bebo account the other night before hopping into bed.
It was totally the 'in' thing and everyone at school was obsessed! So obsessed that you'd plan to be online at 3.30pm when you'd just get home from school (after spending the whole day with your friends) and staying online until dinner time or when your allocated time slot on the family computer was over.
Then Facebook arrived and took over the world!
After looking through the thousands of photos I had on my profile and what I had written on my 'blog' on Bebo, here's my favourite things!
My life through the eyes of a 'mature and responsible' 17 year old.
Copy and paste this into your own blog and cross the things you have done... (x) Smoked a cigarette (x) Smoked a cigar (x) Made out with a member of the same sex (x ) Shoplifted (x) Been fired (x) Been in a fist fight ( ) Snuck out of my parent's house (x) Had feelings for some1 who didn?t have them back ( ) Been arrested (x) Made out with a stranger ( ) Gone on a blind date (x) Lied to a friend (x) Had a crush on a teacher (x) Skipped school ( ) Slept with a co-worker ( ) Been to Canada (x) Been to Australia (x) Been on a plane (x) Thrown up in a bag (x) sold drugs (x) Set a part of myself on fire (x) Eaten sushi (x) Been moshing / crowd surfing at a show (x) Love someone or miss someone right now (x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by (x) Made a snow angel (x) Had a tea party ( ) embarrassed urself in front of at least 500 people (x) Flown a kite (x) Built a sand castle (x) Ridden through puddles on a bike (x) Gone puddle jumping (x) Played dress up (x) Jumped into a pile of leaves (x) deliberately crushed a snail ( ) Gone sledding (x) Cheated while playing a game (x) Been bored (x) Fallen asleep at work/school (xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx) Used a fake id (x) Watched the sun set (x) Felt an earthquake (X) Touched a snake (x) Been tickled (x) been scared of a spider (x) Been robbed (x) Been misunderstood (x) Pet a reindeer/goat ( ) Won a contest ( ) Ran a red light ( ) Been suspended from school ( ) Been in a car accident ( ) Had braces (x) Felt like an outcast ( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (x) Had deja vu (x) Danced in the moonlight (x) Hated the way you look saturday morning after a friday night (x) Witnessed a crime ( ) been the leader of a crime that could get you over a years jail sentence (x) Questioned your heart (x) Been obsessed with post-it notes - steph, year6!! (x) Squished barefoot through the mud (x) Been lost (x) Been to the opposite side of the country (x) Swam in the ocean (x) Felt like dying (x) Cried yourself to sleep (x) Played cops and robbers (x) Recently coloured with crayons/coloured pencils/markers (x) Sung karaoke (x) Paid for a meal with only coins (x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't (x) Made prank phone calls (x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose ( ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue (x) Danced in the rain (x) Written a letter to Santa Claus ( ) Been kissed under a mistletoe ( ) Watched the sun set with someone you care about (x) Blown bubbles (x) Made a bonfire on the beach (x) Crashed a party (x) Gone rollerskating (x) Had a wish come true (x) Worn pearls (x) Jumped off a bridge ( ) Ate dog/cat food ( ) eaten the poo of an animal (x) Told a complete stranger you loved them (x) Kissed a mirror (x) Sang in the shower (x) Have a black dress ( ) Had a dream that you married someone (x) Glued your hand to something ( ) Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole ( ) Kissed a fish (x) Worn the opposite sexes clothes (x) Been a cheerleader (x) Sat on a roof top (x) Screamed at the top of your lungs on a rooftop (x) Attempted a one-handed cartwheel (x) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours (x) Stayed up all night ( ) Didn't take a shower for a week (x) Pick and ate an apple right off the tree (x) Climbed a tree (x) Had a tree house (x) Are scared to watch scary movies alone (x) Believe in ghosts (x) Have more then 30 pairs of shoes (x) Worn a really ugly outfit to school (x) Gone streaking (x) Played chicken (x) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on (x) Caught a fish then ate it after cookin it! (x) Caught a butterfly (x) Laughed so hard you cried (x) Cried so hard you laughed (x) Mooned/flashed someone (x) Had someone moon/flash you (x) Cheated on a test (x) Have a Britney Spears CD (x) Forgotten someone's name |
And last but not least - another joke!
Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were Naked
in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others
looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin
of my arm."
A few minutes later a 'phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted His
Palm to his ear.
When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile 'phone. I have
a microchip in my hand."
The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he
decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the Sauna and went
to the bathroom.
When he returned he had a piece of Toilet paper hanging from his
arse. The othersraised their eyebrows and stared at him.
The Irishman glanced around behind and said ...
"B-jesus, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax!!!
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